Stupid Gap

Dude, just because it's on sale doesn't mean I'm going to like it. I have no clue why my mommy always buys me hats, she knows I don't like them. Well, I came up with the perfect plan on how to get rid of it...during our walk this morning I chucked it over the side of the stroller I screeched with delight...mom didn't even notice until about a half mile down the road. I about laughed my diaper off as she frantically went searching for it...unfortunately she found it...