I don't really quite understand why you would want me to throw this perfectly good piece of bread to a stinky duck, when I could just go ahead and eat it myself...
I hate it when mom interrupts me during my bath time. Ok, well, this was at grandma's house, who I affectionately call "mama." Yes, I've acquired a nice head of hair, which is full of luscious curls...the ladies really dig it...